Browsed Gawker and stumbled upon Overheard in New York and Overheard in the Office. Here’s a little gem:
Girl #1: Oh my god, I really need to shit so bad, there’s no way I can meet him like this!
Girl #2: Go in there, I’m sure they’ll let you, you know…
Girl #1: They have cockroaches in there; I’d never put my ass down where there are cockroaches.
Girl #2: But you’d put your ass down where there’s cock.
Girl #1: Maybe…but not with so much junk up there right now.
And another one:
Call center worker #1: How do you spell “real”?
Call center worker #2: Umm…I think it’s r-a-e-l.
Call center worker #1: Thanks…Are you sure? That doesn’t look quite right.
Call center worker #2: Yeah. Like Is. Is-rael. Isreal. Yeah!
Hilarious!
I realise I’ve been link-whoring (a little term I picked up from Curtis G.) a lot today. Something original soon.
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Too too funny! For something that amusing, a little link-whoring is justfified, methinks!
TOD: done.
cherryripe: yeah yeah. As soon as I saw it I knew I had to share it.
Gee, thanks!
Not sure where I picked it up, but there’s plenty of it:
http://www.google.com/search?rls=en&q=link+whoring