This is so obvious I don’t know why no one has ever thought of it before. A bunch of researchers in London has come up with a theory: An expensive present may signal a man’s intentions but he may run the risk of a gold-digger ditching him after receiving the gift. So what’s the alternative?

… girls won’t be impressed with cheap gifts. By offering expensive but worthless gifts, such as dinner and theatre trips, the male pays no cost if the invitation isn’t accepted.

Wahahah! Sweet! Still I’ve never ever actually bought jewelry and the like in the beginning of the courtship. Cannot show your hand too early, right? The type of guys who would do that are either rich, a sucker, or both.

Damn it though, women have the greatest arsenal available to them: sex. A woman has to merely dangle the smallest possibility of sex in front of a man and he’s hers to control. And the power she’d wield over you is directly correlated to the length of time since you’ve last had any. So really sometimes you just can’t help but be a sucker ‘cos you are horny.

I’m not going to be patronising and say that I wish I was a woman in that respect but I have to say, for once I’d like a girl to court me and buy *me* dinner. It’s very tiring and expensive for us guys leh.

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Full news article here.

Ever since Blinkymummy knighted me a “beng”, my traffic shot through the roof. Do not underestimate the power of the dark….I mean Her Blinkyness.

Thank you, please come again!

It only takes a few stupid white men (or women) to feel “imminently threatened” for all the other racists to crawl out from the woodwork. Whilst it is understandable but no less abhorrent, that ppl of Middle-Eastern descent and perhaps even ppl who looked Pakistani - heck, why not let’s also include ppl who looked Indian - will get increased scrutiny and distrust from the public as a direct result of the continued bombings around the world.

However the recent happenings in Queensland (for those outside the country, it’s the hick state where Pauline Hanson came from - which is ironic because they earn quite a bit off tourists who go to the Gold Coast &amp the Great Barrier Reef, *read - foreigners*) is totally unwarranted and only possible under this climate of “us vs. them”. A race-hate group is targetting African migrants in that state. Like wtf man. Where the hell did that come from?

Sadly though, I’ve seen this before - back in the late 80s when there was a mild economic depression and they picked on the newly-arrived Asians. Of which I was one. But this time round, Australia is booming so where does all this hatred stem from? Ignorance and lack of understanding can only be blamed.

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On a similar note, a professor from Macquarie University in Sydney spouted the same ridiculous message as the racists - that Africans have lower IQ and higher testorone level which leads to more crime. He also said that Australia would eventually be ruled by a minority Asian middle-class when we are only about 5% of the population. He based his theory on the fact that Asian kids do better in school. Hello!? Study harder then f**kwits!

He’s asking to be fired … oh wait, it just happened. And get this - he’s not even Australian, he’s Canadian. Good f**king riddance. F**k off back to Canada, asshole.

To those who tell me to “go home”, I will - just as soon as all you racists pigs go back to Europe and give the land back to the Aborigines. Do you morons realise how ridiculous that sounds!?

This almost made me choke on my water.

Overheard in the Office: Only If It’s Casual Friday

Co-worker #1: Hey, do we need to dress up when the Japs show up next week?
Boss: Don’t ever refer to them as Japs! That’s racist and very offensive. Please refer to them as Japanese instead.
Co-worker #2: Hey, while we’re being all culturally sensitive and shit, can I show up to work dressed as a ninja to welcome them to America?

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So there I was at a local tyre shop getting new tyres to replace those I busted on the weekend. I sat down at the waiting area and glanced upon the pile of magazines. It was the most bizarre collection of magazines that I’ve ever seen. By themselves there’d be nothing weird about it but in a pile meant for tyre buyers like me, it was just a little surreal.

A big stack was made up of women’s magazines: Cosmo, New Idea, New Weekly and sundry gossip mags. A smaller stack on the side: fishing magazines. Another small stack: tattoo magazines.

Is there a sub-group of our society that I’m not aware of? Are there a group of female fishing aficionadoes and tattoo-connoiseurs who buy tyres on a regular basis? Or are there a bunch of blokey biker types who’s into fishing, and who secretly reads female magazines to get an insight into their b*tches????

Enquiring minds need to know!

A lot of ppl (ok - 2) has asked me what does “mooiness” mean. It’s a made-up word meaning to be me, because:
mooiness = Marcus (m) + Ooi (ooi) + ness

“mooi” sounds like “younger sister” in Cantonese. It’s what I have on the number plate on my car. Also, “mooi” means “beautiful” in Dutch … which I don’t claim to be. But here’s someone who is Dutch and beautiful - Karen Mulder.

And while looking up info about her, I found out that she had accused almost everyone she knows in the modeling industry of raping her and had overdosed on sleeping pills back in December, 2002. She dabbled with singing for a while and is now back on the catwalks. That’s a bit of trivia for you.

Physical beauty may open doors for you but you may not like what the doors open into. Wah, cheem eh…I just made that up! Wahahah……

I’ve just been bestowed that title by Blinkymummy.