
I’ve just heard on the radio that the Nelly-branded drink, Pimp Juice is now on sale in Perth. Having heard that term many times in his songs, I’d sorta gathered that it means “ejaculate”, and I was sorta right. From the Urban Dictionary:
1. anything that makes em’ WANT you
2. your cum
3. Nelly’s new all natural energizing fruit drink
How utterly ironic. Nelly’s probably sniggering all the way to the bank. It’s just like what Dave Chappelle said, “When white people find out what skeet means they will be all, My god, what have we done” Hahahahah….
If they run out of burger names next, do you think they will use muff burger? Hey, if cheebye can make it onto a Singaporean newspaper (courtesy of Rockson), it’s not that impossible.
F’shizzle my nizzle!
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pimp juice…? I’m not entirely sure if I will be drinking it anytime soon…
But I do wonder what fruit is in it…?
What ever fruit is in it, I don’t think it falls very far from the tree.
starry/miss L: it’s apple juice with your typical energy drink stuff (like guarana) added to it but without fizz (unlike Redbull/V).
It ain’t coconuts that’s for sure.
well then shouldn’t the product be renamed pimp piss?? lol
starry: I tak faham lah! What “piss”???? Piss does not = “cum” right???? Hahahah…wait, is there some kinda fetish that you are not telling me about???? Wahhahaah. Damn that was evil.
don’t act innocent with me mooiness, it ain’t working. Try using mascara next time =p
starry: apa tu ‘mascara’? Hahahaha….ok ok this shall stop now.