Why is Blinkymummy getting so many haters of late??? She said it’s because of “fame”. I want some too then! Because that would mean I’d reach her level of fame. Hahahah….!

Tell me who do I have to insult to incur your wrath? You, your boyfriend/girlfriend, your family, your government? Your weight, your face, your shitty blog? The fugly clothes you wear, that piece-of-shit of a car you drive or the low-rent cheap-ass place you live in? How about the hunk/babe of a blogger that you want to impress by sticking it to me for giving them shit? Wait, give me a list and I will go insult them real good hor?

Or … how about if I idolise one of the bloggers that you already hate. Kenny, XX, Blinkymummy, Miyagi, Brown … what? You hate them all!? I can idolise them all! Spread the love baby!

How about if I post a sibei handsome photo of myself and you hate me for being beautiful?

How about if I just rant and bitch? Can you hate me for just my ranting and bitching alone? How bout if I write super cheem English and you call me pretensious prententious? Aiyak, cibai. F**k lah…now you gonna hate me for my Hokkien swearings and lousy spelling. KNN. Wait that is good, right? Woohoo!

Give me some of that hating! I promise to be bad – I deserve it even. Spank me! Come on, do it to me baby one more time! Yeah!


Britney Spears was a hottie 2 albums ago.