*disclaimer: this may or may not have happened to me. I can neither confirm nor deny the following.
*phone rings*
Me: Hello, Helpdesk. Can I help you?
User: Yeah, I can’t seem to login to …
Me: Ok, let me just verify that your password works.
Me: *proceeds to log in with the user’s password. It works.*
Me: Ok I’ve just logged in with your password. Is your caps-lock on?
User: Nope, I’ve checked.
Me: And you are using the password I gave you yesterday?
User: Nope.
Me: *vomits blood* Why don’t you try using it?
User: Hey it works! Thanks!
(EDIT for clarity) User had assumed that a password that I gave him earlier for something else would work too. Wah lan eh. Why so dumb one har?
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That’s… *almost* unbelievable!
Believe it – why else the blood vomiting?
He had assumed that a password I gave him earlier for something else would work too. Hello!?
Muahaha… Check this out. You’ll be glad you ain’t on the other side of the line.
Wahahhaah…..funny as. Gonna go through them all.
/slaps forehead