If you stumbled here via italk2much.com then you’d already know I’m on their blogroll (yay!). And if you are a regular reader of that site, you’d know about the scathing and downright brutal blog reviews that Ms. Chatty, Queen Bitch and Dame Bitchy of Fuckya dish out. There are a few things high on their list that define a good blog:
- Theme - a coherent theme which I don’t have. Read my blog description (that’s those words under the banner pic) and you’d sorta get an idea of what I’m about. But that’s just scratching the surface. Truth? I’m a scatterbrain and I blog about everything I read, see, hear, do and about things that I’d remember about my life in Malaysia. And I’m plugged into world events.
- Unique blog design/template - one thing that they hate is when a blogger uses a generic template (oops!). The only clever thing I did with mine is to add that banner pic up top.
- No blog ads - woohoo! I meet one of their criterias!
If you came here thinking you can pick up some tips on how to get 5 Smacks® from them, or how to get on their blogroll then I’m sorry to dissapoint ya. I have no f**king idea how I did it. 
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10 Responses to “Visitors from italk2much.com”
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Aug 24 2005 / 5:24 am
well, Random-ness COULD be a theme… hehe
As for unique blog design - do what I did and change the colours around??? lol.
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Aug 24 2005 / 5:35 am
hehe I just went to their site - I am tempted to submit my blog. But I don’t think I am masochistic or thick skinned enough to do so… lol.
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Aug 24 2005 / 7:40 am
hahaha…..as their warning says, “if you get upset easily don’t bother”.
The joke is that ppl submit their site, and when they get a brutally honest review, they get upset and start bitching and whining about it. As one of the posts on the site says, “Do you actually expect everyone to like you or your site? Not all of us can be royalty.” So true.
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Aug 24 2005 / 10:53 am
yep I read that one! lol
Actually, I might submit it if I ever get around to reworking my template. I think that’s where the embarrassment factor of my blog lies. lol
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Aug 24 2005 / 11:34 am
Yeah they have got very *high* standards. And they will rip you a new a**hole, you just have to read some of their reviews to know it.
Like I said I have no idea how I made it on their list. Hehehe. -
Aug 27 2005 / 11:01 am
Aight buddy get it straight!
I don’t mind your basic template. I HATE when someone takes a template and mangles it with bad fonts, images, colors, music, java. Your template is just fine. You left it be and put a nice image up top. You didn’t hack it up with horrible shit.
Themes: I don’t like boring themes. I’ve about had it with political blogs and religion blogs and I prefer blogs who mix it up a bit with life and humor and sarcastic shit.BLOG ADS ARE A NO…
So. I’m gonna give you 5 smackers just because I like you..
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Aug 27 2005 / 11:05 am
Side note:
Cute pooch and will you talk dirty to me in an accent?
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Aug 27 2005 / 11:12 am
Awww…now see…someone FINALLY understands the review process. For that , fuck the smacks, you get a little bit of tongue action from me.
Oh and I love the doggie. RAWR Baybee RAWR!
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Aug 27 2005 / 11:19 am
ms.chatty: Woohoo! And yes I *can* talk dirty to you in an accent. I’d even say words you don’t understand. Hahahah!
queen bitch: ALRIGHT! Tongue action! Bring it on!
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