Fuel prices are now at least 20c per litre more than it was a month ago. That means I’m now paying around $12 more per full tank; that’s nearly $50 gone in a month without me having anything to do with it. What can $50 get me?

  1. One night out on the town at the pubs/clubs - well, thereabouts.
  2. My weekly groceries.
  3. Taking someone out to dinner.
  4. 2 CDs or 2 DVDs.
  5. Some new clothes.
  6. Almost another tank of petrol a month ago.

Speaking of cars, someone questioned my sexuality last night. Judging by the car that I drive - a Skyline with a big exhaust, these could apply:
  1. I have a small penis.
  2. I am gay and I’m just trying to hide it by driving a macho car.
  3. Or worst, I’m gay AND I have a small penis.

Shite, I can’t win. And no I’m not in the closet because I don’t even have one. :P