Since it seems to be in vogue to do 无聊 (wu liao) posts, I shall do one as well. And what could be more meaningless than a post about junk mail? Ah but wait, there’s a lesson at the end. Read on …
So this is the pile that I got yesterday (click on pics for bigger versions).
There’s some junk food vouchers (mmm…) and 2 electronics catalogues. Stick me in a joint that sells junk food *and* electronics and you won’t hear from me for the rest of the day.

The community paper …

Some pads … the ones I got are for “regular” flow. How did they know my cycle?

Then there’s this weird letter from Spain (!!!). Cibai, how the f**k did they get my address??? Should I be worried or what?

Anyway they tell me that I’ve won €850,850. WOW! And then they said hor, fax us your bank details and we’ll transfer the money into it. Simple! Wah lau eh, so kind – no commission somemore! Even though the letter has bad spelling and grammar, and bad punctuations hor, I think they can be trusted leh!

KNN, when the hell did I buy a lottery ticket – in SPAIN somemore! You think I’m stupid ah!? If you are gullible and greedy enough to fall for the scam, you can say bye bye to your money loh. Sad to think it though, but a few ppl out there may just fall for it.
Ok that’s it for now. Hope this had been enlightening.


Oh, your hokkien swear words got me laughing…haven’t heard them since my school days.
anna: hee hee. It’s easy, say it with me …
maybe it’s the hot spanish chicas that bought a lottery tix under your name so in case if you win,you can fly over
Yo Quiero Taco Bell!
(No, I have no idea why I said that)
sourrain: you said it because it’s Spanish!!! But Taco Bell is Americano!
Hot Spanish chicas, well I wouldn’t mind that … but I’m still concerned about how they got my address.
It might be that they bought it from some australian organisation. Address hawking is all over the place.
sourrain: hmmm true true. Still, they are spending big for what …. that 1% of their recipients would take the bait? Postage, buying that list, printing out those letters …
moo: is that your red bedsheet? do u know what they say bt red bedsheet?
yc: lemme guess …. gay? oh no!!!!
Again kena gay. Hahahahahah!
Methinks that the red bedsheet is to symbolize that moo is like a cow/bull…he attacks the color red with a vengence
What am I saying today?
Better than gay ok
They weren’t red satin by any chance were they???
They don’t look like it from the pics. I guess that’s one saving point.
sourrain: err yeah … that’d work. I attack activities in the bedroom with vigor! Woohoo!
miss L: satin?! It’s cotton. Though I wouldn’t mind silk. It feels good against the skin. ARGH!!! “Shut up Marcus!”
Fax them your account number quick! This is our chance! As soon as you get the money ill fax you my account number for the half of my share.
HAHA no Marcus, I don’t think you’re gay at all…