Some recent gems from Overheard in New York and Overheard in the Office.

That’s the Chef’s Name; He Makes His Own

Woman: What kind of dressing do you put on the caesar salad?
Counter guy: Caesar.

–Tossed, Rockefeller Plaza

2PM Order Lab Supplies

Boss: Where are the nipples?
Lab employee: Nipples?
Boss: Yah, the nipples. You know, squeezie squeezie?
Lab employee: Do you mean pipette bulbs?
Boss: Whatever.

–6275 Nancy Ridge Drive
San Diego, California