Blinkymummy has been listening to “麦来乱” by MayDay a lot. Repeatedly, ad nauseum. So I came up with a new saying for her:

“Eh you, 麦来乱 ok?!”
(Eh you, mai lai luan ok?!)
It’s Hokkien.

Which literally translates to “Eh you, don’t come here and cause trouble ok?!” It’s a more eloquent alternative to: “F**k off!”

For maximum effect, perform a dramatic pause after “eh you” and point index finger upwards with palm facing you or away in a Bruce Lee kinda style. You can even do a little finger wag like he does. FWAH!

Wahahah, now go and rehearse it.