Top 10 captions in no particular order because I can’t be bothered
  1. Where the f**k is the waitress at with mah drink?!
  2. Ahhhhhh, that was a good fart.
  3. Do I look fat in this tub?
  4. Think I got man-boobs?
  5. Whatcu looking at!? Kua simi lan!?
  6. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
  7. Nobody puts baby in a tub. NOBODY!
  8. I think my toes need some attention. Chop chop!
  9. The water is just nice. Come on in.
  10. I’m just a baby sitting in a tub, asking you to love him.
Woohoo being high on Sudafeds and caffeine results in nonsense like this. Oh yeah I am sick.