Overheard at The Deen last night:

Girl #1: I seriously need to go pee.
Girl #2: Are you serious?

Nah, she’s just fooling around. And this is an oldie but a goodie (rehash from my old blog) – overheard in the toilets at The Mustang Bar:

Guy #1: You going home yet?
Guy #2: Nah mate, I’m waiting for a root.

“root” = to have sex, f**k

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So last night I bumped into one of my regular bartenders, Felicity, a.k.a “Floss” and I asked her, “Eh, you not working tonight?” Turns out she’s quit Metro City. And Amy at The Deen is leaving for a working holiday in Europe early December.

What does this mean? It means I have to cultivate relationships with new bartenders once more. Rats.