Louyau-Mike has a fantastic post up. It starts with a visit to a tattoo and piercing parlour, and ends with an unintended bargaining session with a storeowner. Bloody hilarious™.

Probably braver than any sexio masculino, she has more than 20 piercings all over her. I was about intempted[sic] to ask if “Do you have piercings in your Vagina? Can i see it? Can i feel it? How does it feel? Does it gives you a better sensual triggers? Huh? Ur? Roaw! Miaow! Grrrr …”

Except i didn’t ask anyway. Coward me …