
Cosmopolitan, Cleo, Dolly, Marie Claire. Great magazines. How I know? Because when my parents ran a newsagent, I would go through every issue, every month. And when I was running my restaurant, I’d buy them “for my customers”.
Yeah call me gay, whatever. But guys, stop denying it. You have read them too. Notice there’s always the “10 Ways To” articles.
- “10 ways to tell if he likes/dislikes you”
- “10 ways to tell if he’s cheating on you”
- “10 ways to tell if he’s in love or in lust with you”
- “10 ways to break up with him”
- “10 ways to achieve an even bigger O!”
etc..
And you would always, always, see the word “SEX” emblazoned in bold print right across the front page, usually together with the words “great” or “fabulous”. And men have a one-track mind? And do you notice men’s magazines do not contain as much advice?
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn.”
Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”Jerry Seinfeld
Women’s magazines make great reading for men. Why? Because when women read these magazines, gradually some of their characteristics and mannerisms will mimic those being discussed in the magazines. So what better way to understand women than to read women magazines, right?
Of course, there’s no guarantee reading women’s magazines will significantly help in your relationships with women. If those “10 Ways To” articles were all true and foolproof, the magazines would’ve run out of things to write about already. So they keep reinventing those “10 Ways”. Changing them and making up new ones. Is it any wonder why men are perpetually clueless?
But then, who asked us to read the magazines in the first place? Oh right, we couldn’t help ourselves with the sex stuff and those lingerie ads. Damn those lingerie ads. Oo-Yeah. All under the pretense of:
I’m just trying to understand you better, hun.
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u forgot the ‘show this to your man’ section!
’10 ways to give HER a bigger O’
ally: wahahhaa…..yes shame on me. How could I have forgotten?
I admit, I will sometimes read men’s magazines such as Ralph and FHM. I will never buy them, but when I’m a the hairdresser, or at the doctor/dentist etc I will often have a read. you’re right, they don’t have nearly at much advice. just pictures of women wearing little clothing, and articles on things like where to buy the best beer or the greatest sporting achievements in history. they can be pretty funny though and always good light entertainment!
I buy FHM.
It’s a good read. Very informative.
If I were an editor of a women’s magazine, one article I would publish (that is directed at the male readers) is “10 ways to never get lost, and if you do, 10 ways to ask for directions”!
girlstar7: yeah men’s magazines are simple just like us.
yc: yeah … treasure trove of useful trivia like “World’s sexiest newsreaders” or “Australia’s ten best pubs for bird-watching”.
lynne: whahahhah. Oh you are cruel. But it’s sooo true. You know what, you can drive!
I never read women’s magazines nowadays. I find there are more ads than anything – and that depresses me because I’m broke. And also, some of those 10 ways sections are just too cliched, and recycled offerings of earlier bullshit – which I already know by now. ahem.
starry: yeahlah! It’s like “waaaaait a minute, I saw this a couple of months ago”.
About the ads, it’s sorta somewhat the same with men magazines – nice expensive sh*t that I wouldn’t normally buy.
I once discovered a copy of Elle Italia in my then-boyfriend’s mail. After some interrogation he finally gave up this tidbit:
Some men do “read” women’s magazines – they’re cheaper than porn and the models in the ads and fashion articles are intimidating-ly beautiful. The model in the $2,000 business suit with Prada heels or a Gucci handbag, to a man that’s the threatening, powerful female boss to whom he is at once embarrassed and turned on to report. Much like 1/2 the subscriptions to “Playgirl” were gay men, probably 1/4 of all subscriptions to Elle, especially the European editions, are men wanking over Lindsey Lohan in a pencil skirt and peep-toe shoes, getting excited by and thereby accepting a new, subservient role.
Secretly, women taking charge are mens’ greatest fear and their hottest fantasy.
Marianne: that’s a very interesting theory. Though I personally don’t wank off to women’s magazine – in their case, I am really reading it for the articles.