Hari Raya and The Malay Male Family
Fantastic and hilarious insight into a typical Malay family’s Hari Raya preparations and celebrations.
I hate Hari Raya. It’s nothing religious or intentionally rebellious or whatever.
For one, I just fucking hate all the kids who will be coming to my house in Kuantan, Pahang to extort money from my ass-poor parents.
They come in, waste 20 minutes of my precious time, take a nibble at the cookies my mother slaved over during the last nights of Ramadan and they expect to get paid?
FUCK YOU, YOU GREEDY CAPITALIST PIGS!
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Selamat Hari Raya to all (except you fucking little bloodsuckers)
The Malay Male: Hari Raya and The Malay Male Family
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Hahahaha! Good one Encik Mooi. So kelakar. That’s how I feel sometimes when the paternal army batalion kiddies come to my house. And when they say bye-bye, Cik Kynne bankrupt, pokai. *sniff*
Hehehe….good story right? I love it too. And you know what, it’s the same with CNY – ppl you hardly know or care about suddenly descend upon the house with the little leeches (ok ok I was one too!) sticking their hands out. Hahah.
The worse are those families who’s got like 3-4 brats.
lol….
i went leeching at my frens place in KL also…
but i leeched his nasi himpit and rendang…
sub: hehe as long as the favour is returned when CNY comes along.