So recently a long-time friend living in Sydney asked me casually over MSN, “How are you?”

I said, “Go read my blog.”

To which he answered:

read? READ!? i have it as my web enabled desktop, your flicker pictures as rotating wallpaper on my mobile phone and your blog prose read to me by a text to speech program (still cant decide between the male disembodied voice or the female disembodied voice, they both sound like you) as i fall asleep!!

I think I can bottle that sarcasm and sell it.