No better way to start the work day than by reading about sex and related sordidness.

1. An IT guy posts an ad that says, “”WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS” and actually gets responses. Damn why didn’t I think of that first. Hmmm.

   Meet the IT Gigolo

2. A gang of transvetites in Thailand seduces men and then robs them by hiding a sedative pill under their tongues and then slipping it into the victim’s mouth while kissing him. Another gang uses strong tranquilisers to coat their nipples. Both gangs have been arrested but you can bet that there are still some out there using the same modus operandi.

   Moral of the story? Don’t kiss or suck on nipples whilst holidaying in Thailand - unless there’s a designated non-kisser/non-nipple-sucker friend watching over you.

   Gang drugs victims with a kiss - The Electric New Paper News