Back in uni, there were a few things that annoy me whilst studying in the libraries. Most of these things are a result of ppl not realising how annoying *noises* are when you are trying to concentrate and memorise sh*t. This is exacerbated in areas without carpeting or soft cushionings so the noises just bounce off the walls driving you nuts with aggravation.

Some of these things include:

  1. Loud breathing and sighing
  2. Loud coughing, sneezing and hacking of phlegm
  3. Loud munching of snacks, even though it’s not allowed
  4. Loud crinkling and opening of said snack packets
  5. Mumbling and talking to one self – READ SILENTLY mofos!
  6. Loudly flipping the pages of their notes or text-books – hey we are all f**king stressed orright?! Don’t take it out on the books – what have they done to you?!
  7. Loud music coming from their headphones and earphones
  8. Mouthing the tunes of the music that they are listening loudly to
  9. Mouthing these tunes even when they are not listening to music
  10. Slapping their flip-flops (slippers, thongs etc.) loudly on their feet
  11. Having cooey, giggly phone conversations with their bfs/gfs – get the f**k out! GO HOME! Have sex! Have a cold shower! Whatever! I’m trying to study, asswipes!

It’s been almost 10 years since I got outta there but guess what, these assholes show up wherever I worked! ARGHHHHH!