Cat owners should really keep their cats indoors at night instead of letting them roam the neighbourhood. Not only do they kill the native birds and animals, they are extremely noisy as well.

Last night I woke up to the sound of two cats fighting and the dogs in the surrounding area barking like mad, including mine. And I got the barking amplified because Snoop sleeps in my room.

And if it ain’t fighting, it’s fucking. And either sounds from our feline friends aren’t the most pleasant to listen to. In fact cat sex sounds very sado-masochistic as well - all that screeching and high-pitch meowing. Oh behave!

Dog owners also get treated differently to cat owners. Cat owners are merely advised to keep their pets indoors but if one of our dogs got caught roaming the streets we’d get a fine for it.

I may be a dog person but I don’t hate cats. They are just doing what they do naturally. But I do hate cat owners who let them out at night. Grrr. I lost one hour’s sleep last night so excuse me for being cranky.