Another classic one from Overheard in New York:
Tall guy: Dude I swear to god, I was on my bed with this mad hot chick and we were making out for like a whole hour…
Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?
Tall guy: No…you don’t understand…I was feeling her down there, and she…duuuuuude…she had a cock!Pause
Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?
–L’Express
Overheard by: John Eckstein
And their byline is just as hilarious: “It Took You a Whole Hour?”
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11 Responses to “Guys are dicks”
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Apr 27 2006 / 9:42 pm
That’s so classic!
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Apr 27 2006 / 11:38 pm
Yeah good innit?
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Apr 28 2006 / 12:04 am
well, that’s a long time to find out the babe is actually an ah gua….
*faintz*
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Apr 28 2006 / 12:06 am
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Apr 28 2006 / 12:43 am
this is taking me a while to digest….is this a guy thing? I’m just not laughing..??
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Apr 28 2006 / 12:51 am
ahahahhahhaha im really laughing
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Apr 28 2006 / 8:15 am
ricka: yes it’s a guy thing. Basically the short guy will do it even with a girl who is actually a man. And the joke is also that it took the tall guy an hour to realise that the girl was a he.
smashp0p: woohoo!
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Apr 28 2006 / 3:38 pm
Overheard in New York is the best. The number of times i’ve ROFLMAO is countless. This one, though, jeez, boys, beware the ’shim’!
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Apr 29 2006 / 12:55 am
it took you, what, 20 years to know Guys are dicks?
First lesson my mother ever taught me… hahaha ;p
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Apr 29 2006 / 1:37 am
Cherry: the “shim”! Hehe that’s a new term for me.
rationalneurotic: ok loh. You want a prize?
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