LinksThursday, 27 April 2006 04:52 pm
Another classic one from Overheard in New York:
Tall guy: Dude I swear to god, I was on my bed with this mad hot chick and we were making out for like a whole hour…
Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?
Tall guy: No…you don’t understand…I was feeling her down there, and she…duuuuuude…she had a cock!Pause
Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?
–L’Express
Overheard by: John Eckstein
And their byline is just as hilarious: “It Took You a Whole Hour?”
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That’s so classic!
Yeah good innit?
well, that’s a long time to find out the babe is actually an ah gua….
*faintz*
Leonard: no kidding…u’d think that one hour of making out would mean that his hands would rove down there. Heh.
this is taking me a while to digest….is this a guy thing? I’m just not laughing..??
ahahahhahhaha im really laughing
ricka: yes it’s a guy thing. Basically the short guy will do it even with a girl who is actually a man. And the joke is also that it took the tall guy an hour to realise that the girl was a he.
smashp0p: woohoo!
Overheard in New York is the best. The number of times i’ve ROFLMAO is countless. This one, though, jeez, boys, beware the ‘shim’!
it took you, what, 20 years to know Guys are dicks?
First lesson my mother ever taught me… hahaha ;p
Cherry: the “shim”! Hehe that’s a new term for me.
rationalneurotic: ok loh. You want a prize?