Last night I bumped into an old clubbing friend at Metro City. I was slightly inebriated and this was the conversation I had with him.
Him: I got a girl to introduce to you.
Me: Who?
Him: Kelly*.
Me: Oh I know who she is. I know one of her friends.
Him: Yeah anyway she’s single again. And your name came up.
Me: *way too easily excited because of the alcohol*
Me: What?! Really!? She mentioned my name!?
Him: No no. She asked me if I knew any single guys, and *I* mentioned your name.
Me: Ceh! Like that only ah??? The way you said it made it seem like she’s interested in *me*.
Him: No lah!
Me: That means I still have to do the hard work.
Him: Hey man. At least she knows your existence now. What else do you want?
Me: I want it handed to me on a plate. Heheh.
Him: Dream lah!
* not her real name of course 
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Don’t we all wish that they are served on silverware in bunny suits? Err… maybe not the bunny suits, in case you are not one of those people…
Go Marcus Go!!!
ian: what guy doesn’t like girls in bunny suits?
nadia: See how lah. Will talk to her more next time if I see her.
haha. ah, alcohol.
tell you what bro, go and try your luck…u’ll never know what will happen…
of course, it’s better to be handed to u on a plate.
the screwy skeptic: I went, I drank and it was good. Heh.
Leonard: yeah, since the ice is sorta broken I will speak more to her when I next bump into her. I don’t do “cold calls”.
Nah… dun bruff… You wouldn’t be interested with paid for but cannot choose wat’s on the menu wedding banquet… Methinks you like buffets… with an empty plate at the salad bar where you can pick and choose like the rest for the purrrrrfect combination of color, flavor and smell…
The thrill is in the conquest lah!
vandice: I think everyone wished it was like having an empty plate at a buffet, but reality bites.
Thrill in the conquest, well true that but I have had enough thrills for that area. I wished for easier catches. Woohoo!
Hijackqueen: what makes you think I’m desperate? I’m merely chronicling the experiences and conversations that a single guy would come across.
v.u.: hehe She Bangs! And yes it’s the “ends”, it’s all about the “ends”.
Lately I’ve notice you have been blogging about this guy-gal relationship. Very desperate meh…
I want it handed to me on a plate. Heheh.
i guess that’s why they refer to the entire process of courtship leading to its desired conclusion as the whole ‘shebang’ hehe.
It’s the end, more than the means which we preoccupies us isn’t it marcus?
dude, boost up… hahaha…
Me: I want it handed to me on a plate. Heheh.
hey i thought you just blogged abt some ocassions that you’ve been presented with them on a plate and yet you refused! well…maybe its a different thing..but that is a bit contradicting isnt it?
damion: I couldn’t find the NOS button!
ront: only once dude. And I never claimed to not be contradictory about it. I blame my brain.
maybe you start having some “bend over” decals on the front windscreen and…
make them bend over?
damion: heh. good one.
Don’t forget to bat your mascara-eyelashes the next time you do :p