The Beginning:

  • Met her in the general purpose computing lab of the Commerce faculty.
  • I had overheard her having computer problems, so I helped.
  • Small talk and flirting ensued.
  • Bumped into her a few times at the cafeteria. More flirting.
  • She told a mutual friend she liked me. Mutual friend then put into place a series of events and coincidences to push us together more often.
  • Hooked up officially in a nightclub.
  • Woke up next morning – “Wow I have a girlfriend!”

The Good:

  • She was more experienced. She taught me “a lot”.
  • Got along with my friends.
  • Wow, my first girlfriend!

The Bad:

  • Got along too well with my friends. My female friends said to me, “Your girlfriend is creeping me out. She’s trying too hard to be my friend.”
  • Jealous and possesive. “Who was that you just talked to? How long have you known her? What did you talk about?”
  • Suspicious. Went through my stuff like it was normal. Once took out a letter from inside my zipped-up bag and said, “Who’s this girl who wrote you this letter?”
  • Tried to make me jealous.

The Breakup:

*sunny day sitting by the river*

Her: What are you thinking?
Me: Nothing.
Her: We promised to be honest with each other.
Me: Yeah I know.
Her: So what are you thinking?
Me: Really, nothing.
Her: You have to be thinking something.
Me: Nothing. My mind is blank!
Her: Come on, tell me.
Me: Ok you really want to know what I think?!

*famous last words*

Moral of the story: when your boyfriend tells you that he’s not thinking anything, don’t push it.

I’m glad she made it easier for me on the day though. I didn’t even have to plan the breakup! Woohoo!

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