How do you wear this?

Low hipster jeans

Or this?

Low hipster jeans

And how do they stay up?

Anyway, that’s not the point of this post. ShanDong Er Ge (”Shandong Second Brother”) is. The above photos were from a post of his outlining what he likes in a woman. Presumably he digs women who expose their cracks. Though I can read Mandarin I didn’t read through it all because he comes across as a real asshat.

This is him by the way. AWESOME innit?

Shandong Er Ge

And who is he and what’s his blog about? He’s a 29 year old gym teacher from Shandong. Gawker has called him the “Yao Ming of Douches“. Gridskipper says,

Shandong calls himself “China’s Sexiest Man” and demonstrates a knack for self delusion, for if he is so sexy, why is he posing with a high-waisted paper skirt?

Shandong Er Ge created his blog in a bid to find a wife. But his methods leave a lot to be desired. The Shanghaiist says,

Erge treats his readers to pictures of Japanese girls in ultra-low cut jeans, attempts to teach women how to make love to their husbands after proclaiming he is a virgin in his matrimonial bid, posts videos of himself lifting heavy weights on TV …

And there’s more. However did people entertain themselves before the Internet came along? ;)

(via Back in Skinny Jeans)

* more about the real Bonfire of the Vanities

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