Pretty girls don’t fart.
Pretty girls don’t do #2′s. Even if they do, theirs don’t stink.
Pretty girls don’t have to watch what they eat.
Pretty girls only have hair in two places, where it matters. Or one if you like the bare porn star look.
Pretty girls are better at sex.
Pretty girls look like that all the time.
Pretty girls are nicer than you because they are pretty.
Pretty girls are always happy because they are always so pretty.
Pretty girls always have good luck, especially with men.
Pretty girls have rich men who love them for their personalities.
Pretty girls are not normal people. But they are still people, just like you and me. Nothing to be afraid of, and nothing to be intimidated about. And there are plenty of them. If you must have a pretty girl, find one who’d treat you right, even as she rejects you.
Best is if she doesn’t know that she’s pretty at all.
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is this entry responding to any other particular entry by some other blogger?
maybe she dont know she pretty cos she is ugly?
aiyo..im getting very confused:/
so pretty is good or bad??!!
ront: nope. is there one that I should be looking at?
sourrain: the first 3 paragraphs are meant to be sarcastic if you didn’t pick it up. It is meant to say what the final two literally says and that is: pretty girls are just people too and that placing them on a pedestal is wrong.
nahh…..just wasnt sure if you’re giving very subtle hint on certain person trying to be real vain
Ront: Er, who, don’t keep us in suspense.
Mooi: Yes, There is lots of pretty girls around, but be sure to find one that treat u rite. And double yes one that don’t know she pretty. hahahaha
ront: as Lupin says, tell us who *you* thought I was referring to.
Lupin: hear hear!