PersonalSunday, 15 April 2007 12:50 pm
Unpleasant experiences in a nightclub
The following are what I’d deem unpleasant experiences in a nightclub, in no particular order …
- Clogged toilets overflowing with “bits”.
- Stepping on said “bits”.
- The stench of urine.
- Body and hair odour.
- Catching a splash of vomit as someone throws up. With the smell hitting you a split second later.
- Regurgitating a little in the middle of the dance floor and swallowing it. I disgust myself so that I won’t disgust others. See #5 above. I’m noble like that.
- Being stepped on with a stiletto heel. Those things are lethal.
- Feeling gassy all night and holding back the farts. Painfully.
- Or worse, making the mistake of drinking a latte when lactose intolerant.
- … and the toilets are all occupied.
- … finally getting a free stall. Finish, and realise there’s no toilet paper. Bye bye underwear.
- Being felt up by a hairy arm. *shudder*
- Being knocked around by the flying elbows of an unco dancer.
- Being knocked around by a giant pair of boobs.
Actually the last one is not that bad. At least they are soft. 
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i’ve been #7-ed b4. =_=
it happens to women and i think it’s x2 the pain cos the material of our shoes are much thinner i wud say.
it’s V painful.
This is more a girl thing but:
- Wanting to go out just to dance and have a good time but getting harrassed by SLEAZY guys that won’t leave you alone
- Having random guys grope you on the dance floor
- wearing shoes that really hurt your feet
and ones that apply to both sexes:
- when your favourite track finally comes on but you are sitting on the toilet/lining up in a queue for the toilet and you really want to dance!
- having some fuck head put their cigarette into your arm, damn that hurts! (smoking hasn’t been banned in Melb clubs yet unfortunately)
BUT I reckon all these shit experiences are worth it for how much I love clubbing. when i’m dancing along to the music, it’s like nothign else in the world matters…*sighs* I think I’ll be clubbing til the day I die!!
mf: ouch. especially when women’s feet are usually not covered entirely.
girlstar7: cigarette burns! yes I’ve had that too. and you are right about us putting up with it because we love it so much.
speaking of being harassed, you should read steph’s incident at a club.
http://muchadoaboutsumthin.blogspot.com/2007/04/did-someone-say-catfight.html
Eeewwww!!! but then…you kept going back (for more)…..I wonder if things will change if you get hit with all 14 in one night!!??!!…BTW, #6 is gross!!
I’d like number 14… esp if the girl is cute! Lol.
JJJ: I have on a few occasions being almost hit with all 14 and yes I keep going back. Like I said above, I just love it too much. Hahah!
Rachel: me too!
I have no problem with #14
#8: Why not just let it out? I’m sure the music at the background would dampen the ‘sound’ completely! But of course, there is always the ‘smell’. But hey…who knows it was from you? LOL.
Having said that, I have only been into a disco/nightclub once. My ex-colleagues(2 gals) kinda ‘forced’ me in. They were cheering me on to at least ‘move’ my body a little. But I just stood there still as a wood. That is just not my ‘comfort zone’ I guess.
Getting “accidentally” felt up by randoms on the dance floor.
Not being able to put your drink down for fear of it being spiked.
slipping on wet dancefloors in heels.
Bitchy, jealous women who take offence to their boyfriends perving on you.
The long line for the girls loo.
Jebus, I could go on and on!!
accidentaly knocked a girl’s boobs with your elbows.
Hmm sometimes there’s the odd occasion, where you get guys (generally), who sweat like they’ve been in a marathon and just dance so hard that the sweat goes flying in all directions. Then having it land onto you combined with the nauseating smell of their B.O.
tenthofmarch: welcome to the blog!
Haha as for your suggestion to let it out, it’s still kinda gross to see it splash on the ground and someone WILL see you.
steph: I think we can agree than women get it worse than men in nightclubs.
herman: that would be a good thing. A cheap thrill even. Totally not unpleasant at all. Unless of course, the jealous boyfriend saw it and wouldn’t accept your explanation that it was accidental. Yikes.
Fredison: I raise you – having smelly sweat hitting your lips. Woah-ho-ho!
I’ve passed out after just one shot once. i my defence it was a double shot of the nastiest chili padi vodka on the planet. I even had a shoe mark on my jeans from some a-hole who stomped on me while i was out.
Rob: wahahaha excellent. The story that is. Not what happened to you.
Gettin steamy w. someone only to realise under decent lighting conditions that u’ve madeout with what was a worthy visual representation of Yoda.
That was not unpleasant simply bcuz it was, and still is, traumatising.
micque: hahaha oh my. I thought only girls can disguise themselves, what with the makeup and the lighting. My trick: always drag them to the bar where it’s brighter.