Eat Drink Man WomanThursday, 16 August 2007 11:05 pm
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I rushed into the pharmacy looking for some condoms. As I approached the family-planning aisle, I see you kneeling down looking at the rows of selection. I didn’t want to turn around and walk away since you already saw me and I didn’t want to look like a fool. So I stood behind you awkwardly, waiting for you to pick.
You turned around and smiled at me.
You: Err hey, which ones do you normally use?
Me: Err …
You: I haven’t dated in a long time and I’m just starting again.
Me: Oh right. Well erm, I don’t like the thin ones.
You: I thought all guys would prefer the sensitive ones, don’t they?
Me: I like to last longer.
You: *eyes light up*
Shazam! 
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LOLLLL
this is like erotic writing competition….
haaaaaaaa…..
herman / mf: thanks for finding it funny. Heheh.
sourrain: erotic? you’re easy to please. Woohoo!
Haaaaaaahaha! I hear porn music in the background.
Boom, chica, wah, wah!!
blur ting:
steph: you da second girl who think of this as erotica which basically shows that our minds work differently. When watching pornos, guys usually skip the story. Hahah!
Boom, chica, wah, wah!! Hahahah, so old school porn.
Lupin: 70s porn!
the boom chica wa wa is the catchphrase used for promoting Lynx deodorant…is it the same in AU?
Take Anti-Depressants. Then you’ll last for ever.
You can also fill condoms up with water and throw them at neighbourhood cats!
LOL. I had a good laugh. The standard ones should do lah. Or you prefer the “long lasting” ones? hehehe.
sourrain: maybe it is but I haven’t seen it yet. Boom chica wah wah. Now I’m saying it for no reason at all.
Dabido: erm, I’ll pass on that idea.
10/3: heheh. I’ve only seen regular ones to sensitive and ultra-sensitive ones. Got long-lasting ones ah???
moo: wait till you see the advert…lauff your pants off…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1eYi1qL1A-M
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XMEkf_nYAzo
“I like to last longer”
Thats a pretty good line, I’am going to remember that, now to some how weave it into a conversation
hahahaha.. good one moo
in my version, the conversation would end with something like this:
The Girl: Hmm.. it’s so hard to choose, I might just pick up a few and decide which one I like best. Care to join me?
AHAHAHAHA
I think they have some “special gel” in the condom that somehow helps to prolong the act. Haven’t tried it though. Tell me the results.
LOL.
http://www.condomusa.com/8b27-condom.asp
sourrain: WAHAHAHA! So many of them on Youtube. Thankee for the links and no, these haven’t been shown in Oz yet.
BigZapfer: you could use it for non-sexual things and see if they pick up on the innuendo. Hahah!
Indra: it’s called a “fantasy” for a good reason.
10/3: orh! I’ve read about them. It’s some sort of numbing gel. I haven’t seen them on sale here yet. If I do use them, I shall give a user review. Heheh.
Boom, chica, wah, wah!! I learned something new today. Wah! Must go show off now…
I’m half asleep and when I first started reading that, I thought you had ended your drought and started datign again (or at least picked up a chick in the condom isle of the supermarket)! Nice fantasy though….like the others say, I can just hear the 70s porn music in the background….
blur ting: go see the Youtube links which sourrain provided above. Damn funny!
girlstar7: yeah, hence the title - “fantasy”. It’s not real, unfortunately. Boo hoo.
WOAH!
I like this “fantasy” but in “reality”, the variety of condom in the market takes time to choose the “right” one.
Sometime I do wonder: since when condom sells like choosing types of coffee?
WJ: just like how coffee has evolved from just white and black coffee to choose from, people’s “tastes” and preferences have expanded when it comes to condoms.
last longer….hmmm…it could cause some abrasion……muahahaha
ront: a good condom would not cause abrasions. And I doubt that anyone will last THAT long for it to be a problem.
sorry…i was thinking…..longer in terms of hours…