Choose your poison

I was gonna do a research piece on how alcohol and tobacco kill more people in the world today than all other drugs combined, and how they are still legal, and why they are still legal – because governments make a killing of the financial kind from taxing them, and how the long term costs from lost productivity and caring for the diseased caused by these two drugs, are more than the tax revenue, and how that despite the windfall from the taxes on these two drugs health-care is still a constant pain no matter where you are …

And what was the first thing that came to mind as I thought up all those wonderful points and arguments to make? The bottle of vodka in the kitchen pantry.

Which brings up the obvious hypocrisy – they kill so many people and yet they are so easily available, while all other drugs are demonised and countless billions are spent on the war on drugs. And the war will never end because there will always be people who like the feeling of mind-altering substances, because there will always be willing drug mules and because the legal prohibition on these drugs make them too damn profitable for criminal organisations to stop making them. Like the drugs that they are manufacturing, the profits from dealing and trafficking are addictive.

And we’ve come full-circle: the taxes on alcohol and tobacco are also too addictive for governments to give up.

If we want to be sensible about it, we can start by legalising certain recreational drugs, have more drug-awareness being taught in schools (like the evil tobacco companies, you gotta get them when they are young), tax everything on a sliding scale, according to the harm each and every one of them caused going by the available statistics, and spend the windfall on harm minimisation, treatment and rehabilitation, and even more education.

Perhaps more good can come out of that than going round and round with the war on drugs and endless scary anti-drug campaigns which are ineffective because the majority of recreational drug users are not dying from them. Plus you’d reduce the criminal element.

Drugs are here to stay. As long as there’s a craving to feel good, there will always be a market for them. We might as well be smart about them.

p.s. “Traffic” talks about all this in a more eloquent and impactful fashion. And so do the following opinion pieces from the Sydney Morning Herald, three of which are by the same writer, Lisa Pryor. She argues brilliantly but is anyone in government listening?

Facts and figures for partygoers – Opinion – smh.com.au
Let’s all grow up, stop pushing lies and have an honest debate about drugs
Breaking taboos – it’s time we recognised that illegal drugs are fun – Opinion
Hyperbole can leave you just as high (and dry) if the message is cast aside

This rant was brought to you by a shot of fine Swedish vodka.