Eat Drink Man WomanSunday, 20 July 2008 04:16 am
The freezing temperatures made me ache for body warmth. It made me count the money in my wallet and contemplate going to a brothel. But I fought the urge and drove home as quick as I can, lest I succumb mid-journey. Nissan Skyline for the win!
I got home but it was too cold to have a cold shower. So I had some porn instead. Porn is good. Porn saved me half an hour for $180. Yay porn!
Being cold and single? That’s the exact picture that I’ve just painted. 
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Awww. You need to snuggle with your dog!
Yah, I am thinking along the same line too. You’ve got Snoop for warmth… Man, I wish you could find a really nice partner soon. You deserve it.
Well, you know you can always count on a heater *wide grin*, quoted my friend, the best heater in world is a portable heater, nonetheless.
Katie: yeah I did just before I went to bed. Man’s best friend!
blur ting: having Snoop around definitely helps when my mood is a little down. And thanks for wishing me a partner. Every little bit helps!
Adeline: true that, but for huggability, a hot water bottle is best. Heh.
hey dude, i feel ya mate. $180 kinda pricey don’t ya think. porn is definitely a saviour. a wild imagination helps too.
Xingsta: am in Australia, hence - Australian prices.
A$180/30min damage is abit steep in Singapore local context.
Hahahaha
Lupin: yes it is! oh shit, now ppl are gonna ask me how I know the prices in Singapore. Hahaha!
mooin knows all. we understand.
btw… how was the hellhole we call metro? hahaha i was already sleeping when you msgd. it better not freaking rain this weekend…. *yawn*
Kitty: shh! my mom reads this! Heheh.
How bad was Metro? Put it this way, after Sat night I’m convinced that I don’t ever want to go there on a normal night anymore. Bleh.
Okay, so you know how much it costs. Please follow up with detailed fee-structure.
Lad Litter: methinks I have revealed too much! Use your imagination and math skills to calculate.