Alec Greven is 9 and already knows what took me 34 years to know about women. He wrote an essay called “How To Talk To Girls” as part of a creative writing exercise in school which impressed his teacher and principal. They then suggested it be published which it was.
He based his writings on his observations of boys and girls in school and on the playground. Some of his gems include:
- “Comb your hair and don’t wear sweats. Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to). Don’t act desperate.”
- “It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewellery … pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”
- “Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you. Life is hard, move on!”
The boy’s a pimp.