We don’t need no stinking flowers
I had talked previously about the flower sellers that prowl Northbridge, and woe be the man who’s put on the spot to buy an over-priced long stem rose which the woman does not necessarily want.
And won’t you know it, it happened to me last night. There I was in a karaoke room in Hits Studio with my friends and Girl B, who was sitting next to me. We were merrily drinking and having chit-chat and group singalongs when there was a knock on the door and in came one of them dreaded flower sellers.
I was paying him no attention when one of my friends pointed at me and yelled out,
Yeah Marcus wants to buy a flower!
Ok so now everyone is looking at me, what can I do? I picked a rose and awkwardly gave it to Girl B. When I saw the change in my hand after I’ve paid for it, I realised that it cost $20. I wasn’t spewing so much that I had to pay $20 but one long stem rose doesn’t cost $20 normally does it?
Though for the $20 I also got a little teddy bear and 2 condoms. Yup, condoms. This I thought was a clever accompaniment to the rose.
Anyways, soon after I gave her the flower I saw that she had difficulty putting the flower somewhere where it couldn’t be damaged. So I helped her tucked it away in one corner of the room. And during the course of the night, the flower was there all lonely and no one paid it any attention until we were leaving. Just like I knew it would happen.
Curse you flower seller!
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i dun think the flower was the point…
it’s the c**doms! =))
Yeah well, I didn’t get to use them on the night!
its the thot that counts!! ur a horrible picker upper la
Does your girl really enjoy being called Girl B?
Kitty: I know lah!
Chunk: until I’ve ascertained that ppl are ok with being mentioned on this blog, I’ll use pseudonyms.
I hope you got to kick your friend’s a$$ (the one who said you’ll buy a flower) :p.
Pat: hahah nah he meant well.
That’s one thing I’ve always found annoying about flowers: if someone buys one for you while you’re out, you’ve gotta carry it around all night! This can be more annoying than anything else! How are things coming along on the GIrl B front….??
God, I hate those flower sellers!! And I especially pity the men forced to buy them unwittingly – tho this is the first time that I heard it came with 2 condoms..heehee..
I hate being given flowers to start with – especially roses! Much rather prefer something that survives after the initial 2 days!
Was girl b as sheepish as you??
girlstar7/sourrain: I’m glad that there are women out there who knows what I’m talking about.
girlstar7: things on that front are sorta meandering. Truth is, she’s leaving in a month’s time so I’m not sure if my heart is in it for the long run.
sourrain: heheh, yes she was as sheepish as I was. Like I said, it was awkward.
Wait, she’s leaving in 1 month’s time?!!??!?
Yeah she was only going to be here for two months.
Funny last night you and Girl B surfaced in my dream. You must know from my blog that I dream alot, often about things I have read about or come across.
I dreamt I was on a holiday somewhere (maybe Japan) and was in a restaurant having meal with a bunch of people including you both. Girl B, who sat next to me, told me she works in the TV station. I was like “Wow, you must have met many Tv personalities!” but she told me hers was a backend job, very boring one. You were sitting across the table, busy eating and chatting with your group of friends. LOL. I can’t believe the things I dream about!
yeah but $20 is pretty damn expensive for 2 condoms, they better be lined with gold thread lol
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Was it kinda meant to be a short term thingy then? Or with potential to grow long distance ish?
What is she doing there for 2 months anyway – is she picking up english?
blur ting: hahah that is so bizarre and interesting! thanks for sharing it!
Stu: hahah yeah or you know, enhances her pleasure AND making me last longer. Woohoo!
sourrain: well, it’s more like me trying to get back into the dating game a little bit. I wasn’t looking for anything long term so to speak and definitely nothing long distance.
She’s been here experiencing life in a different country, and learning English.