FamilyFriday, 3 July 2009 09:04 pm
Mom wants me to steal people’s girlfriends
I think mom is getting more desperate than I am.
Mom: All the girls that you see these days, none of them are single?
Me: Nope.
Mom: They’ve all got boyfriends?
Me: Yup.
Mom: Ever thought of stealing them?
Me: Err …. no because karma is a bitch.
Mom: Yes yes, I suppose you are right.
And she would know: she’s a devout Buddhist.
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i heart your mom. if you tell her that i said that will she make us mee siam? *grinz*
I think that can be arranged. She likes cooking for family and friends.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY mee siammmmmmmmmmm
hahaha your mum rocks
Heheh that she does!
Auntie is so farnee!!
You lah!! Dun make her worry! Bring back a boyfriend or something?! =P
Heheh I think I said something similar to her once, “I think it may be easier for me to find a boyfriend than a girlfriend. Guys are guys, they are easier to get.” She nods and said, “I wouldn’t mind but I’d still prefer a daughter-in-law.” Hahah!
Bro, I think ur mom rather than you is reaching a point of desperation for her son. Muahaha.
Does she matchmake you?
Your mom is so cute! And subtle.
auntie…i think…you too much liao this time!!!
what have you done to her man moo….make until auntie so despo!!
Lupin: most probably! and no, she hasn’t tried to match-make me yet.
blur ting: heheh yes I think she’s given up on being subtle about it.
sourrain: hahah err, I haven’t done anything. Which is probably the reason why she’s despo. Hah!
I think your mum and my mum would get along fine.
Heheh awesome.
Marcus,
Come to spore and Shane will intro you to one. More opportunities here
I don’t doubt that at all!