Would-be robber gets Viagra-raped
You can’t make this shit up …
A would-be armed robber in Russia was attempting to rob a hairdresser but was overpowered by her Karate skills. She then hand-cuffed him to the storeroom radiator and was going to call the police but changed her mind. Instead, she fed him Viagra and raped him numerous times over the next four days.
When the hairdresser released him, he went to the hospital with a monster of a Viagra come-down (haha) and a torn frenelum – the part of the foreskin that connects to the head of the penis (OUCH!). He reported the matter to the police and when the hairdresser was also arrested,
“What a bastard,” Olga complained. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”
For his sake, I hope copious amounts of lubricant were used too. A torn penis is painful enough without the chafing. 
Russian hairdresser turns stickup merchant into sex slave • The Register
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in russia, the victim rapes you !
WTH! Funny shit!
herman: if Olga was not that pretty as well, oh …. the horror!
nadnut: right?! stranger than fiction!
Oh my, exploitation of the highest order! He must be quite a hunk lah. That karate chop hairdresser is too strong and came on too strong
Either the robber was good looking, or the hairdresser was really desperate! Extreme measures!
Ouch. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry for the guy.