(via Kotaku)

My kind of hot girl would be the hot girl who doesn’t know how hot she is. She wouldn’t know the extent of her charm and beauty. She would be down to earth, and although she may be self-confident, she wouldn’t have an ego.

She doesn’t behave badly nor does she think she can get away with bad behaviour just because she’s beautiful. She’d apologise and mean it. She doesn’t expect favours or for you to bend over backwards for her. Put simply, she doesn’t trade on her good looks.

She wouldn’t belittle you or make sure that you know that you are privileged to be around her, even though you really are. No, it’s the other way around – she is the one who is grateful that you are in her life and she tells you so.

So I must have been having these thoughts subconsciously because last night I dreamt about Megan Fox, except she wasn’t a movie star. Although she was still smoking hot in my dream (natch), she was a normal person and she was my friend, and we did normal friend things together. And in my dream I relish being her friend because of that whole hotness by association thing we got going – being around a hot woman naturally lifts other people’s perception of your own attractiveness, PLUS the fact that she didn’t know she was the hot Megan Fox.

Perhaps Megan represented how I feel about all my female friends. Amiright?! Big brownie points? Come on! That deserved a bucketful.

Check out these clips of Megan on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien – Megan comes across as so normal and down to earth, that Conan says she’s the “perfect woman”. I have to agree. Woohoo!