FamilyThursday, 21 January 2010 07:43 pm
Mom saw Prince William on TV the other day …
Mom: Wow. His hair is thinning out so much, and he’s so young.
Me: *bends head down* Hey mom, look at the spot in the middle. Is it getting bigger?
Mom: Nah, you’re fine.
Me: Woohoo!
Mom: But you’ll be bald eventually.
Me: …
Mom: I’ve been noticing more hair on your bathroom floor.
Me: …
Mom: You know what that means right? You better find a woman soon.
Me: … !!!
Too bad I ain’t royalty or super-rich, then I won’t have to give a toss about losing my hair. And if it happens I’m gonna shave it all off. Let’s hope that I’ve got a good looking skull. 
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auntie moo will ALWAYS find ways and means of working into conversation that she would really like a daughter in law, pretty please.
heehee farnee!
More hair = more luck with women meh?
i dun think hair (or lack of) matters at all.
sourrain: hahah yeah. She’s sneaky like that.
BM: well, I’m basing it purely on looks – most guys look better with a full head of hair. Although some guys can look really good with a bald head. That’s why I’m hoping that my skull has a nice shape. Hah!
I agree with you: when you start to go bald, shave it all off! It looks way better than those strange bald patches in the middle of your head!
Your mummy is so cute.
girlstar7: yup hopefully my skull has a nice shape. Heh.
blur ting: heheh yeah she is.
are you balding??
i still love you even if you dont have hair!!! lol
Awww thanks, love you too! I’m hoping I’m not balding just yet. Hahah!
You know what’s the WORST?? Those that have a few wisps left but pretend to use it to cover their bald pate and think no one notices..
Agreed – much better go bald. Or at least don’t pretend to ‘cover’ it up!
Hahah oh yeah I don’t know what they try to achieve by doing that.
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