The single guy sees sex in almost any situation. He can get a sudden impulse from a slight brush of female flesh, innocent or otherwise, a whiff of a perfume, the sight of a hot chick and even the sound of her voice.
A sudden horny thought can lead to an avalanche of more horny thoughts and before you know it, you are sitting down a bit longer than you have to and you’ve just missed your stop. Fuuu …
The degree of horny-ness that affects the single guy depends on how often he deals with his sexual frustrations. If he doesn’t want to be driven mad by his impure thoughts, he’s got to drive those impure thoughts elsewhere and this is where porn and masturbation comes in.
So it goes without saying that the single guy consumes a lot of porn. In lieu of one-night stands and paying for it, we use porn to release (hur hur hur) our sexual frustrations. By not letting our sexual frustrations overwhelm us, it allows us to be clearer in the head. We are not as easily fooled or manipulated by the power of sex that women wield so effectively and seductively. Growl.
That’s my logic and rationale for being a porn fiend. At least I’m being honest about it, right? 
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LOL @ missing your stop. I mean it’s not funny … but it is. Ahh, love being a female, things are so much easier sometimes.
Hahah yeah – everything is just so much tidier and neater with the female body.
The equivalent of porn for me (cause i don’t have a laptop here in China) is a certain appliance that comes with batteries….
Dating for a single western woman is very difficult in this part of the world and it’s gotten me through some lonely (and frustrating) nights!!
Hahah yeah different means to the same end.