How I got out of being preached to by some Christians
The other day we were at a family do and I sat next to a bunch of Christians. I knew they were church goers from hearing them talk but they didn’t know that I wasn’t a Christian. I introduced myself and because they thought that I was their age (20s, haha) we started talking about uni, what we studied and what I’m working as.
A few courses of lunch later, the one next to me suddenly asked, “Do you go to church?” I said, “No, I’m a Buddhist.”
“Oh, so you go to a temple then?” she said. I said, “No, I don’t pray per se but I subscribe to most of the Buddha’s teachings. It’s logical to me.”
Normally, this is where I would expect the conversation to stop. Yeah I’ll go to hell for being a non-believer but just let me be!
She persisted anyway. “Do you know much about Christianity? Have you read the Bible?” I said, “I have and there are a lot of good stuff in the Bible which is true for all the major religions. But I don’t believe in some of the other stuff and that is why I can’t be a Christian.”
“Oh, like what?”, all of them asked almost instinctively.
“For example, the original sin. I don’t believe that babies can be born with sin, and I don’t believe that it is right for unbaptised babies to go to hell or limbo, if those places exist. I don’t believe a benevolent God would let good people suffer. I don’t believe in the one God or any God, I don’t believe in Adam and Eve, and where are the dinosaurs?”
I added that last bit to try to lighten up the conversation a little because I saw their faces scrunched up. Heh. Anyway, two of the Christians then took turns to tell me babies have sin because of what Adam and Eve did in the Garden of Eden, that God’s will may not seem logical to us but that’s because we are mere humans and we are not meant to understand all of it. Oh, and that there are dinosaurs in the Bible but they are called different things.
Exasperated, and also because I just want to continue eating my lunch in peace, I said, “I admire your faith in a God that behaves illogically, a faith which I don’t have. And if we were indeed created by Him, then I’m exercising the free will that he’s given us in not believing in Him. I mean, what’s the point of free will if we are not allowed to exercise it, right?”
I smiled, stuffed my mouth with a piece of sweet and sour pork and then chewed very slowly.
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*and the clouds part and lightning strikes*
HEATHEN!!!!!!!
GOOD FOR YOU!! *applause* *applause* *applause*
Love your answer! Keep up.
Sel: thanks hor?!
Hamie / Michelle: heheh thanks!
LOL, nice retort. I can use that the next time I get cornered by them in a bus =P
Heheh, at least a bus ride is shorter than a meal.
Haha, hilarious, good one!
Lol, so zhuai. But yea, good one!
Just curious, how are you subscribing to Buddha’s teachings?
The Middle Way of Buddhism is what I strive for most of the time
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_way
I remember my friend recounting a preaching incident at her home.
They rang her bell and started to preach. She pointed at her house and car, and said loudly,
“You see this? My parents worked their asses off to pay for this. Your God or church did not pay for it.
*Points to their clothes* These? Your parents worked their asses off to pay for them too. So you should run home and be filial to them, instead of wasting time here and trying to convince me of something you do not fully comprehend.”
Very brave of her. I would worry about getting stabbed.
Hahah being stabbed by Christians?! Good response tho!
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Very awesome, man.
Heheh thanks! I was pretty chuffed about it too.
mate i got preached by christians when i was studying in canning college. those uni christians sure try to get u when youre young