So after catching on Fox8 the not too bad Stafford Brothers reality show, one blonde bimbo girlfriend notwithstanding – DJs, music, girls, parties, what’s not to like?! – I saw the title of the next show which was “Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel” and I was intrigued. Not knowing that Rehab was the name of the pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, I thought it was some sombre drug rehab / intervention kinda show.

I was wrong. And I got sucked in for another hour watching it. It’s vacuous, shallow and quite mindless and I loved it! Hahah!

I must say that, after watching this and its depiction of the American party scene it is making me more and more itchy for Miami next year. \0/

Enrique Iglesias ‘Tonight (I’m F**kin’ You)’ feat Ludacris & DJ Frank E (Explicit) from Jacuzzi FILMS on Vimeo.

(sexy scenes and language highly NSFW)

Have you all seen or heard Enrique Iglesias’ ridiculously bombastic “Tonight (I’m F**kin’ You)”? Imagine being such a sex symbol that you can walk up to a girl in real life and actually say that.

Please excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude but tonight I’m fucking you.

Ch-yeah awesome. Except everytime you overhype things like that, there’s the danger of bitter disappointment on the guy’s part. Hey, it happens to the best of us. It has a mind of its own and sometimes either it doesn’t get excited or it gets too excited. Know what I”m saying?

Once you proposition a girl like that, you better bring your A-game.

Come on rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough?

It’s more like a turtle that’s scared in its shell
That’s gonna run to the ocean
If you grab and yell!

Hahah!

Question: do you consider kissing cheating, or is it only cheating if you have sex? And the best answer is …

Cheating is like traffic laws. Nobody really cares if you speed a lil, most people have probably been guilty of it, and when you do get caught you get a slap on the wrist and maybe a fine. If you get really drunk and crash into a school zone however, you’re pretty fucked. And by school zone I mean vagina, and by crash I mean have sex with.

What a vivid analogy.

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Selina stumbled upon this awesome webcomic called Happysad, done by a Belgian by the name of Jeroen Vanstiphout. And I love it! He depicts situations that speaks to me greatly because check it, this is what my life is like currently with respect to love and relationships:

• Plentiful female friends. Platonic. Bang balls.
• Not only that but they are also quite attractive. I’m not bragging. Like all of them. Which adds to my frustration. Bang balls.
• All the nice girls are taken. So far anyway but I’m working on this one. But still … bang balls.

The following two strips describe my love life or lack thereof in a nutshell. So yeah what is it about me and married women, or otherwise unattainable ones?

“At a recent party”

And not that I mind that they are good looking and all that but it does makes me wonder about what I’m missing out on …

“Like fish in a sealed off barrel”

And this one describes my coping mechanism to a certain degree: writing emo posts, dance music and err … pharmaceuticals. Remember kids, drugs are bad, mmkay?

“Rave on”

I have now trawled through his entire archive and I even donated to his tip jar. It’s that good. Go read.

(via Dorkly)

Hilarious. Language definitely NSFW.

(CollegeHumor)

Watching this reminds me of the tabletop Frogger game cabinet that I saved for when I was about 7 or 8. Goddamn it was expensive.

Favourite line from the clip above …

Which do you prefer, video games or books?
Kid: Video games!
Why are video games better than books?
Kid: Because with books, all you do is read.

Hahah! Classic!

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More action movie cliches – this time it’s … Get Out of There!

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