Here’s another hot-chick friend of mine who’s also married (on the right):
At this stage you might have some questions. Even if you don’t, humour me and read on lah. KNN.
- How come you got so many chio-bu friends?
No idea. There’s no skills involved in meeting pretty people. I’m lucky to know ppl who know good-looking ppl. I guess I made a good first impression for them to think I’m friend-worthy. And it’s my personality that makes them want to remain friends with me lah! Right or not??? Wei wei wei, can have courtesy to not vomit in front of me or not!? I just bought these shoes leh.
- How come they are all married?
Bad timing. When I met them, they were either gonna get married or already married. Bo Pian.
- Are or were you depressed that they were not available?
For a split second of course lah! I’m not blind man! But then I thought: Hmmm, to be seen with good looking women is better than to be seen by my old lonely self. By myself I’m average. With them by my side I’m above average.
- Their husbands leh???
Their husbands very cool one. They are also very lucky because their wives are very loving to them. Plus they know I wouldn’t dare do anything. Why? Perth too small – I wouldn’t survive to see the next day.
- If cannot get, then why hang around them for???
Like I said, a pretty face can get you places. Plus good for ego lah! Other chabohs see me alone, think: “Ceh. Average.” They see me with a hot chick, they think: “Hmm, there must be something about that average-looking guy that that hot chick is willing to be seen in public with him. I *must* find out what.” That’s my theory. Don’t call me siao ‘cos it has worked……once. Ah shuddup lah! Cannot let me be happy for one minute issit?!?
You have a better theory?