A female friend thought it’d be a laugh if she changed her status on Friendster from “In a Relationship” to “Single”, and swapped her profile photo to one she had done for a glamour shoot. Lo and behold the messages started coming in:
“Can you add me as a friend?” No, because you are not a friend.
“You’re pretty. Can we be friends?” No, because I know you want more than “friendship”.
The words in italics were my friend’s actual replies. The power that women yield over single horny men – Evil I tell you! I promptly chastised her after I had a laugh about it. She’s since swapped the profile photo to a daggy one and her status back to its original. The messages stopped.
All this reminded me of a post by CheekyByNature: Great fun with IRC.
Meanwhile, my dog is praying for us all.