Top 10 captions in no particular order because I can’t be bothered
- Where the f**k is the waitress at with mah drink?!
- Ahhhhhh, that was a good fart.
- Do I look fat in this tub?
- Think I got man-boobs?
- Whatcu looking at!? Kua simi lan!?
- Was it as good for you as it was for me?
- Nobody puts baby in a tub. NOBODY!
- I think my toes need some attention. Chop chop!
- The water is just nice. Come on in.
- I’m just a baby sitting in a tub, asking you to love him.
Woohoo being high on Sudafeds and caffeine results in nonsense like this. Oh yeah I am sick.