Curiosities From Japan’s Porno Shops


October 16, 2005 2:37 PM

OMG this is f**king hilarious. What follows in the link below is a detailed description of one man’s trip into a 7-floor (!!!) porno shop in Japan. I sampled some of it here.

If you’ve ventured into a sex shop you would have undoubtedly seen one of those sex-in-a-can contraptions: “simulated” vagina tubes. I admit that I’ve stuck my finger into a sampler just to see what it feels like. Well this dude went further than that. He recounts a previous encounter with a “vagina can”:

The next morning, when the subject of the previous night came up and someone said, “oh, where’s that funny beer can thing we got? Rob, you had it, right?” And everyone looks at me, and I just stare at them for a moment, and then say, “…I fucked it. I fucked it and I hated myself, and now it’s gone.” There was a slight pause, followed by uproarious laughter. The ridicule took months to subside.

And then there’s this:

… if you really wanted to look inside a girl’s ass via the butt funnel, how do you bring that up? “Hey, baby, so, I was thinking… Uh… You know, I just love you so much, and I want to see all sides of you.. You know, from the inside out… so, you know, I was thinking it would be really romantic if I, you know, spread your asshole open with a plastic funnel and shined a flashlight inside your gaping rectum. Would you like that, baby?”

More porno hilarity at this link: Curiosities From Japan’s Porno Shops.


Stumbled at via Fleshbot. Needless to say, none of this is worksafe. 😉

4 thoughts on “Curiosities From Japan’s Porno Shops

  1. girlstar7

    looking up someone’s asshole, what a turn-on…NOT…I really do wonder about some people out there and their strange fetishes…btw the the vagina in a can feel at all real?!

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  2. mooiness

    Hahha..that butt funnel thing is certainly waaaaay out there. Vagina in a can … erm it’s close. It’s like sticking your finger in a jar of thick boucy gel. Err yeah. I can’t really describe it. Maybe you should go try it yourself. 😛

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