I is Superman.
Even my emails are super-powered. I sent out two and lo and behold, TWO companies trembled at the sight of them.
I alone said boycott, and TWO companies cowered.
I not even in Singapore but still … TWO companies relented to my super-powered emails.
I didn’t start this campaign – big ups and respect to Kimberly Cun and Peter Tan for the initiative. But I alone caused TWO companies to fall down on their knees. Yeah Peter and Kimberly were just my sidekicks – they DID NOT contribute at all. Oh no. My SUPERPOWERS alone caused TWO companies to crumble.
I is extremely noble. I carried all the outrage and indignation caused by XiaXue. Yes I alone carried it. No one else did.
Let it be known henceforth, I is Superman. For my powers are damn powderful sia.