No abso-f**king-lutely not.
Heh. What am I talking about? I’m talking about girls who insist that you remain friends with them after they’ve broken up with you. No. NEVER. Why? Here’s two things that scream out at me:
- We were more than friends before and there’s no way we can go back to being “just” friends.
- You broke up with me and now you feel all guilty about it so to try to fix it, you “allow” me to be your friend. Thanks but no thanks. I have plenty of friends.
Then you might get this golden nugget that they try to reverse-psycho you with:
Being friends, it would show me that you are moving on and I can be happy for you.
F**k off. I AM moving on by wanting nothing to do with you. Hello!?