There’s no pleasing some women


December 2, 2005 2:40 PM

I’m a little drained from blogging about the heavy stuff this week so I’m gonna do a cut-n-paste job. But at least it’s a good one. 😉

This was forwarded to me by Paul.


Aussie Barbecue Season

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it’s the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

Routine:

  1. The woman buys the food.
  2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
  3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

  1. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine….

  1. The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
  2. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

  1. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine…..

  1. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
  2. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

  1. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
  2. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon
    seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some
    women….

10 thoughts on “There’s no pleasing some women

  1. spinnee

    ahhaah females are potrayed as the supporting character, no matter how westernised the world has become. Then again, that’s the kick when even when the credit goes to the ‘male’, deep inside we know, it’s the ‘female’ that knows. that’s the most attractive quality …kekeke

    Talk about equality? It’ll never be man… 🙂

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  2. mooiness

    christina: yeah it’s a crack-up! it’s one of those jokes where I actually did LOL. 😛

    spinnee: yes it’s the differences between us that make us love the opposite sex. 😉

    starry: yeah especially when in *your* kitchen! 😉

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  3. emiriyoshikawa

    That guy is an ass! He actually help to grill the meat! Which is the main dish…
    Shouldn’t “spoil market” like that.*shake head in disapproval*
    Should relax one corner and drink his beer with friend lah! LOL!

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