I’m having one of those work days. Everyone needs something done “urgently”. I tell everyone who said that to me today that:
Everyone’s been telling me that today.
Do they care? Not really. So I say back,
It’s in the queue. I’ll get to it when I get to it. You just have to wait your turn.
Then they would grumble grumble grumble and walk away. Yeah bitch, you are pissed but you can’t do anything about it because I know your PASSWORDS! Muahahaaha. Don’t piss me off because I’m the SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR. *ahem*
Meanwhile here’s a gem from Overheard in the Office:
Boss: Did you find that receipt?
Underling: No, it’s not in the receipt file. I checked every receipt for the last six months. It’s not there.
Boss: Why don’t you look again?
Underling: I knew you’d ask, so I looked twice already. It’s not there. Is there somewhere else that you put receipts?
Boss: No, only the receipt file. But if it’s not in there, it’s not a big deal. Later today, if you have time, why don’t you look again in the file?
Underling: Okay, but if it’s not there now, it won’t be there later.
Boss: Yeah okay, but why don’t you just look again?
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Hilarious™! Well not really because I have and I’m sure *you* have dealt with bosses like that too. 😉