Male Chauvinist Pig

April 29, 2006 4:30 PM

I’m 32 in December. All of my uni friends are married with kids. As in *all* of them. On the rare occasion that I go to their houses, this is a common instruction from my friends to their kids:

? Uncle Marcus ?!

There are a few of them whom I’m closer with and who knows my single partying life, so their’s would be:

? Marcus ???! Marcus ????? hor?
(?? ~ kor-kor)

And on the even more rare occasions that their parents happen to be in the house too:

Don’t be so picky lah! How old are you now? 32?! You see? I’m a grandparent already! I’m sure your parents would like to have some grandchildren riiiiight???

And that brings me to the title of this post … my standard reply is:

What picky?! I have no standards already! Hahahaha!

But that’s a lie. I do have standards but they apply to me finding a wife. However when it comes to sex and having fun, I’m pretty much free for all. Why? Because I haven’t had much of it for a looong time. I figured, if a girl is gonna offer me some I’m not gonna ask too many questions. Pity I didn’t come to this conclusion earlier.

Sex is sex, it’s not long term so I’m not going to apply a set of stringent rules to it. Whereas a wife is for a lifetime (we hope) so it’s more prudent to be more picky with that. Is that a very MCP of an attitude to take?

I don’t think so. Let’s be honest – girls want sex as much as men do. The above attitude is only MCP if we assume that girls are “used” by men. Ignoring porn, strip bars and all that – women objectify men as much we do them but more discreetly. Riiiiiight???

So anyways, I still haven’t been offered any booty yet. Feminists and Christians need not apply though. Cos I know what I just wrote does not go down well with you AT ALL. But if you wanna try, I will be happy to oblige. 😀

[tags]sex, marriage, single life[/tags]

4 thoughts on “Male Chauvinist Pig

  1. Cynthia

    Yeah…sex and marriage is 2 different things. Is like you cant compare an apple with an orange.. =)
    Is like… a kiss (or many many kisses) over 20 minutes doesnt mean is long term relationship.. it can be a signal of “hey! come! we go have sex’ that kind of thing.

  2. Andrew Lim

    I think I’m very old-fashioned. I don’t plan to have sex until I get married.

    I’m not some raging religious conservative though. I’m an agnostic and my parents brought me up quite liberally. But I like believing that The One True Love exists somewhere out there. And I think it’s going to be really COOL to have my first time with Her.

    I’m not claiming any moral superiority (or inferiority) by being a virgin. It’s just that pre-marital sex isn’t my style, hehe.

    Anyway good luck getting laid soon, Mooi~ 😉

  3. mooiness Post author

    Herman: don’t get me wrong, I’m not desperate for a woman nor marriage. I’m just saying how I would act if a woman offers “it”. 😉

    Cynthia: yeah loh!

    Andrew: Hey nothing wrong with virginity and wanting to save it for the right person. I commend you. 🙂

    And thanks for the well-wishing! 😛


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