This morning I got an irate customer on the phone:
He: Is there anything wrong with your server?
Me: Not that I know of. What seems to be the problem?
He: I can’t get to my site.
Me: Wait, let me see. *beep boo beep*
Me: I can see the site fine. Let me check your passwords as well, just in case.
Me: *hears old school modem dialing in the background*
Me: Hang on, is that your modem connecting?
He: Oh yeah. I forgot to dial up.