- Grab the girl by her arm as she walks past and say, “Hey, howsit going?” Go on. All women love the strong and mysterious type. And most of all, they love being touched randomly.
- Grab a girl and give her a pash on her lips. Do it. All women love spontaneity. ALL WOMEN. Bonus points if you grab her arse while at it.
- If a girl does not like the above two techniques, try it on the girl next to her. Right away. Spontaneity remember? And all women love men who do not know the word “failure”. Bonus points if the girl is a friend of the girl who’ve just slapped you.
- If #1, #2 and #3 gets you nowhere, proceed to slag the girl off with your mates. Loudly. All women love machismo and chauvinism. They love being shown their place in society. They love being called a “bitch” and a “slut”. This is guaranteed to make her suddenly want to be submissive to you. Yes YOU – you Neanderthal you. Growl. Burp. Fart. Scratch.
- And remember to always slag off girls who offend your aesthetic sensibilities. This will make you look the discerning type, and thus increase your value in the eyes of other women.