If you watch CSI: Miami a lot like I do, then you should know the formula to the opening sequences by now. You see a few glittering shots of the Miami skyline or water front, then the camera quick-pans to a mansion by the water, a club, a hotel or an apartment; you see a group of people, something happens and in the next scene you see one or more of the people in the group you saw earlier lying on the ground, dead.
Then you see the CSI team looking all serious in their flashy designer clothes doing CSI stuff, and Horatio Caine is standing over the dead people, and just before the opening theme starts he always *always* says something cheesy or corny about the murders. All while putting on those sunglasses! Gotta love that.
So, here is a video compilation of those cheesy opening lines. Enjoy!