CSI Miami: The Cheese Files


February 22, 2007 10:39 PM

If you watch CSI: Miami a lot like I do, then you should know the formula to the opening sequences by now. You see a few glittering shots of the Miami skyline or water front, then the camera quick-pans to a mansion by the water, a club, a hotel or an apartment; you see a group of people, something happens and in the next scene you see one or more of the people in the group you saw earlier lying on the ground, dead.

Then you see the CSI team looking all serious in their flashy designer clothes doing CSI stuff, and Horatio Caine is standing over the dead people, and just before the opening theme starts he always *always* says something cheesy or corny about the murders. All while putting on those sunglasses! Gotta love that.

So, here is a video compilation of those cheesy opening lines. Enjoy! :mrgreen:


(via Defamer)

9 thoughts on “CSI Miami: The Cheese Files

  1. sourrain

    “Now….(horatio slowly removes his sunglasses) tell me (horatio stares at badass criminal)…where did you hide the body?

    badass criminal, whimpering,”I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to kill her…she is in my grandmother’s backyard in coconut grove”

    Notice how their address is coconut grove?

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  2. jl

    And that blonde with the longer hair doing the flip of her tresses with a super serious expression on her face. That always gets me more than Horatio… because as a female, i so know i would put my hair up if i were elbow deep in a forensic investigation. 🙂

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  3. mooiness Post author

    sourrain: hehehe, I don’t remember that from any of the eps. But it makes sense what, Miami –> beach front –> coconut.

    JL: it gets my mom too who, coming from a food biz background, would say where are their hair nets or shower caps? Hahahha.

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  4. mooiness Post author

    Lupin: yeah that one is still the best. The weakest of the three has got to be NY.

    ian: yeah it is, isn’t it? I like how the clip above cut each bit with the “YEAAAH!” from the theme song.

    Devilish: that whole love affair seems kinda contrived anyway. I never believed how it could have happened. I think that’s why the writers killed her off – too difficult to sustain it.

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  5. cat_aunty

    Ahahahaha!!! I am glad I wasn’t the only one who finds Horatio’s opening lines and his sunglasses act corny!! But it is so addictive!

    That romance was crap anyway. Quite glad she died, it just got too soppy

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