In no particular order …
- Hearing the cute bartender say, “That’s thirty-four dollars, thanks babe.”
- Standing next to a girl who’s clearly out of my league and fantasising that she’s with me.
- Ogling at cute girls and their hips.
- Ogling breasts.
- Thinking that a hot chick looked twice at me.
- Catching a whiff of perfume and shampoo as women walk past me.
- Feeling their bodies as they squeeze through me.
And without fail, I’d always have a sheepish grin on my face after. Think that makes me look sleazy?